I Don't Have Time To Game Anymore

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In our belated E3 episode we talk about the hype surrounding the annual game expo. In our E3-flavoured game of the week, we hypothesise how we would have garnered audience hype if we were stuck on a low marketing budget.

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Welcome to another episode of our podcast called I Don’t Have Time to Game Anymore. And, we’re your hosts, with David, here again—that’s me.

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Hello everyone.

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Hello Jay.

For all those listeners who have been waiting, today’s the day. Well, I say “today’s the day”, it’ll be released in a few more days—but, today’ll be the day you listen to it.

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Yeah.

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What’s been going down Jay? Sunday’s pub day for you, right?

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Yeah. You make me sound like a right alch-y!

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But you have been to the old ‘pub-lar’.

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Yeah. I have been to a pub quiz, it’s not a usual occurance.

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The listeners will remember you went to a pub quiz last time and you didn’t do too well. Did you win this week?

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No, we came 4th, out of about 7 I think—so about halfway.

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That’s not bad. Did you contribute this week more, though?

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No, I didn’t.

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What are you there for then,

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The odd, random question.

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I’m like that ‘cause I live in the States. Whenever I do go to some sort of quiz, there’s always one British question about cricket or rugby or something, and I go “stand back”.

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Yeah. The one question I did contribute to was—the answer was Sean Bean. Anyway, it was something weird like ‘who was the Bond villain in the 1995 James Bond.

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Yeah.

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And it was something like ‘he was from Sheffield’ or something, I dunno. So I guessed Sean Bean.

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[Laughing]. Who says this quote ‘one does simply not walk into Mordor’?

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It was one of those things where you had to kinda guess—the sooner you guessed it, the more points you got. And eventually they said he was in Game of Thrones—and I knew then—I that point I was like “yeah, I’m right”.

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When the question’s coming out you’re just nodding—just beating your chest going “Don’t worry lads, it’s in the bag”—because they were whispering beforehand, weren’t they, going “who brought Jay? Who the fuck… he seems to be doing nothing”. Jay’s waiting for the Sean Bean round.

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[Laughing].

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You’re on like, “Who Wants to Be a Millionaire” for a million dollars, and then it’s the “Sean Bean” round—big massive sigh of relief.

News

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I’m going to keep going with our news and then at the end there are two news stories that link to questions, so that’s what we’ll do.

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OK.

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I mean this is not gaming, but still, it’s a “news topic”. Rick is going to be leaving “The Walking Dead”. Are you disappointed or… I mean I stopped watching The Walking Dead a long time ago so, to be honest, it feels like, with Rick leaving as well—they should just call it a day.

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Do you not think he realised how shit it was getting and said “I want out”?

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Yeah. I feel so. If something’s that shit…

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His agent said to him “look, mate. This is a sinking ship. What you gunna do?”

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He probably just called them up and said “Pandora Tomorrow”, and they knew exactly what that meant, which meant “Get the fuck out”.

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Yeah, there’s the vague gaming link right there.

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[Laughing]. But yeah, Rick is leaving The Walking Dead. There’s talk of Darryl taking over but…

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[Groans] Darryl’s like a boring character without…

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Yeah.

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Do you not feel he’s like an… aperitif?

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I just think of an aperitif as like… a small liqueur before dinner.

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Right, exactly! Exactly. He’s like an interesting side but he couldn’t carry it on his own.

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I dunno what they should… they should just call it a day. I mean it’s run its course.

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That’s what IGN thinks. I saw that’s what they think—they should just cancel it, which I kind of agree with. I feel like they fucked up basically two seasons.

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Yeah they did blow it. There’s no going back for Jay George. “And yet I smile”.

Did you see—do you know who Roseanne is? There was a big news story about her racist tweet.

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I know exactly who Roseanne is and I think they should have cancelled her show.

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No, I totally agree. I like her explanation, well I don’t like it, but I thought it was funny, her explanation.

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She tried to blame it on sedatives, didn’t she?

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[Laughing] yeah!

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I found it funny because the medical company that manufactured the sedatives, they said that unfortunately, racism is not a side effect—I thought that that was a good quip.

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[Laughing] that is good, yeah.

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Yeah, they done her in there, they done her in. She’d obviously spoken to her PR people, and they thought they’d find a way out of it. She just embarrassed herself, let’s be fair.

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She needs new PR people if that’s her “out”. So that’s our opinion on Roseanne.

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Not much of this is gaming related.

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Doesn’t matter, doesn’t matter.

Spider-Man! Did you see the guy in Paris who climbed up and saved this…

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Yeah, I did see him.

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Yeah, well there’s the gaming link there—there’s a game called Spider-Man.

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Well… if they were smart they could have, I dunno, sponsored that somehow. Maybe they could have… maybe one of the Sony executives could be dangling the child off the balcony.

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That would be a harsh PR…

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And as he’s rescued they start throwing copies of PS4 games over the balcony [laughing].

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[Laughing] God.

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They sponsor his citizenship.

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Now, that’s the end of the news. There are two more news stories, but they involve big questions with them. David’s big questions.

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Moving on to the silly section of the show, I see.

Fallout Nuclear Survival

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One of the big news stories of the week was Fallout was confirmed, a new Fallout. Did you see that?

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I didn’t actually.

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It’s called Fallout 76. I mean, they just had Fallout 4 so I don’t know what the 76 jump is all about.

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It’s a bit like the Xbox One.

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Right. It’s rumoured to be an online survival game which is a bit of a move away from their usual… but anyway—Fallout 76 confirmed, and my question is, yeah—I feel like we should have a Fallout-themed question.

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Even though neither of us have played it?

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[Laughing]. I’ve played Fallout 3. I’ve never completed it though. It is long, you know, very time intensive. So let’s just, you know, we’re going off topic a bit—well not off topic, but you know—Fallout is all about…

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This is the biggest gaming related thing we’ve discussed on this episode so I’d say we’re on topic.

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Fallout themed question: so, nuclear bombs, yeah?

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That’s very… topical, isn’t it?

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We’re going to talk about experiencing a nuclear bomb and trying to survive a nuclear bomb, and what we would do. Are you game?

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Yeah, this is going to be interesting.

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Where are you? Where would you be on a normal Saturday. Just in your house?

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Most likely.

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OK, so all of sudden your TV goes “THERE IS A NUCLEAR BOMB COMING”. Would that be the Queen saying that?

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[Laughing] I think that’s her only use really, nuclear bomb announcements.

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[Laughing] “there is a nuclear bomb coming”, and then all you hear is [spooky whirring sound followed by long explosion]. In the meantime between the Queen announcing the nuclear bomb and you preparing, what would you do?

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First of all am I in the blast radius?

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Yes.

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It would be a bit boring if I wouldn’t be, wouldn’t it?

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[Laughing] You just carry on your normal Saturday. You know it’s coming, you know, in the next few minutes.

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Minutes?

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Yeah, minutes.

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I thought you’d give me a few hours at least. Mintues?

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No minutes, minutes. What you do? What would you even do to survive?

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Well you can’t. That’s it. I think you’d phone people, wouldn’t you? I mean it’s putting a sombre tone on it. It’s like ummm… no, I’m not going to talk about 9/11 [chuckles awkwardly]. Well I was just going to say with the 9/11 plane when they knew they were going to die they just phoned people that they loved, and it would probably be the same thing wouldn’t it?

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Yeah. I always heard stainless steel is good for appliances so maybe just hide in a stainless steel appliance and hope for the best—you know, like a fridge or a dishwasher?

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Err well that’s what he did on Indiana Jones. Crawling inside a fridge sounds like the most sensible thing to do.

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Yeah the fridge doesn’t sound like a bad option to be honest.

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But then you’re going to have to wait there, you’d have to wait in the fridge until a potential rescue mission. I suppose you’d have some food to eat.

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[Chuckles] nibbling all sorts of stuff.

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It is quite a boring answer but that would probably be my logical thing to do is hide in the fridge.

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OK, so I think we’ve gone through Jay’s nuclear bomb survival kit.

E3 2018

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Did you see that E3’s coming up?

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Yeah, I think Sony’s killin’ it at the moment—they’ve got some massive games that I’m dreading coming out.

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[Laughing]

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I really am. It’s turned into dread these days.

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You can’t have The Last of Us 2 out, and God of War 3, and Horizon Zero Dawn on your plate.

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I’d bin off every single game to play the Last of Us 2.

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Yep. I agree. Pending good reviews obviously, right?

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[Sighs] yeah but they’re going to happen, let’s face it. There’s too much riding on it for Sony; I think they’re going to be breathing down their neck.

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I don’t even know what Microsoft is doing. I mean it feels like there’s no real exclusive—I mean, we’re big Halo fans but…

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OK, so Microsoft does have some great exclusives like Forza for example, and Gears of War—but none I really care about. I think Forza’s probably the best racing game you can—it seems to be the best in class to me. But if you’re not a racing fan then all the games that are pushing the boundaries, to me, are on mostly the PS4, and then the best games gameplay-wise, just for fun, seem to be on the Switch. [Sighs] I think Xbox… it’s really tough—they have such tough competition. Do you not think? If it was the only console I’d be loving it, but because there are so many really good games out there it’s just really intense.

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Yeah. Sony’s upping their game, Nintendo’s upping their game and it feels like Microsoft is lagging a bit with exclusives.

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I think they’re well, they’re just not doing as well as Sony or Nintendo.

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I’ve got a list of games that are rumoured—well some are confirmed, and some are rumoured to be showcasing at this event. And I was thinking, as a game—we do like to play a game on this show—we could decide that if we were in charge of promoting these games at E3, how would we do it?

And nothing’s taboo, we don’t have to worry about anything being, you know, offensive or anything [laughs].

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[Laughing] well that’s good—pretty sure they’re going to be offensive.

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Basically, everyone’s sitting in the auditorium and they’re waiting for the show to start. You know they have a big event sometimes, and they have people dancing and stuff, or doing things?

Splinter Cell

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OK, so let’s start off small with something that we know is going to be there. The new Splinter Cell.

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Do we know that’s going to be there though? That seems like a rumour to me.

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It is a rumour, but we’re going to go with it. If you’re in charge of announcing Splinter Cell what would you do? So I would think…

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[Interrupting] I see we’re talking about Splinter Cell once again.

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Yeah, but it doesn’t matter. It is rumoured, so it’s a fact.

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It is, yeah. It is a big game.

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I was thinking so the room goes dark, that’s what I wanna do, the room goes dark.

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It seems obvious, doesn’t it? So what? I’m going to come up with an idea now, is that the game?

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Yeah, that is the game [laughing].

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OK, so I think it’s quite obvious that you see [pauses]… you see three lights come up—the iconic three circular lights of Sam Fisher’s stupid mask thing.

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Yeah, maybe just in front of the audience, just like three lights, you know—and everyone’s like mesmerised by them.

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Then… as the lights are going up, there’s all these people we’ve hired for minimum wage pickpocketing all the audience [chuckling].

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OK, so that’s a bit lower key than I was thinking.

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[Bursts out laughing]. What would you do with it?

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I was thinking more like… we karate chop one of the audience members.

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[Giggling] randomly there’s a light on someone and then “Judo Chop!”

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“Karate CHOP!” Then they’re going to keel over. They’re, what do you call them? A mole? No, not a mole.

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Yeah, an actor, right? Someone’s who’s like planted.

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A plant, yeah—it could be a plant.

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So someone gets Karate chopped…

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Maybe they can be dressed up as, you know, the Nintendo president or something, just as a two fingers to Nintendo. And he gets Karate chopped—he’s in the front row, so you’re focussed on the Sam Fisher three eyes and then maybe…

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Yeah, that’s a distraction, right?

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Exactly, everyone thinks you’re going to see him do something. Then maybe—I dunno—maybe the new Splinter Cell—he’s got like a side-kick or something. So in from the side rushes a little kid or something, Karate chops the Nintendo president.

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[Laughing] Our whole promotion is going around Karate chopping everyone.

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Well no that’s just one of the stunts they’d pull, ummmm. He blacks out, falls down and then maybe we amp it up and bring a medic on, you know, no one knows if it’s real or not—the stocks go through the roof, you know, Ubisoft is loving it.

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And Sam Fisher—he hacks stuff as well so maybe all of a sudden people look at the phones…

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And it says “Fuck You”.

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[Laughing] or there’s porn after porn page coming up on their screen.

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Everyone’s panicking trying to hide their phones

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[Bursts out laughing].

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And it comes up then saying “#SamFisherGotYou”.

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Yeah! And then he zip-lines in—like an actor zip-lines in—and he just goes “Shhhh”—he puts his finger on his mouth.

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Ha! While he’s zip-lining, he’s got his finger on his mouth like some dirty old man zip-lining in with his finger on his mouth. It’s a bit pornographic really, isn’t it? It’s what they need though. It’s what they need.

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That’s what I mean, all these distractions then Splinter Cell comes on stage and then that’s how it would be announced. I think that’s a very plausible marketing campaign for Splinter Cell.

The Ghost of Tsushima

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OK now let me give you a rogue one. There’s one here called “The Ghost of Tsushima”. It sounds like a horror game, right?

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So how would I get people interested in a game that probably not many people would know about.

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I don’t think people would take kindly to you just going down the aisle in a sheet.

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[Laughs].

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That would be very low-budget, but then you could spend the money that you’ve saved on the budget on other things. They see you in a new car or something. I thought we gave you uhh twenty grand to do E3. All you’ve done is like a sheet. Jay’s in a sheet running down the aisles going [hushed voice] “Ghost of Tsushima, Ghost of Tsuuushima”

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[Continues hushed voice] you’ll never see him coming. You’re just running around going “Tsuuushiima… Tsuuushiima”

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[Giggling] it’s the lowest budget!

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I aaam Tsuuushiima!

Spider-Man

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What about—I’ll give you a choice of three. Obviously The Last of Us Part 2, or Spider-Man, or Team Sonic Racing. I mean, Spider-Man you could just go down the Aisle throwing stuff in people’s eyes.

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That’s not very acrobatic, is it? I expect more like Cirque Du Soleil style.

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Well maybe he could just do a rolie-polie.

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[Sniggers] someone’s there going “Spider-Man’s gunna be shit”. “I’m so hyped for Spider-Man”; rolling around.

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[Laughing] well that’s what we should take into account—the budget is very low on these E3 predictions.

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Well, says who? They’ve normally got loads of budget, haven’t they?

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No, no but this is from a “Jay George Promotion’s” budget.

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OK, so this a new part of the game then, that the budget is low?

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People wanna see you fly though so you’d have to just jump off the upper tier and fall. That web stuff looks expensive though, so you’d have to just throw…

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Just cum on… [giggling manically]

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[Sigh] don’t cum. [Giggling] you’d have to have a lot of the cum in the bank as well. You’d have to not wank for a year.

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You’d have to work yourself up before you start swinging.

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Yeah but if you didn’t wank for a year, literally they’d just show you one picture of a woman, it wouldn’t have to be porn.

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They could put that up on the big screen, and as you’re swinging you’re looking at it and just emptying out onto the crowd.

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But you’d have to make it look authentic, so maybe you’d put your hand by your penis, so it looks like it’s web? [Laughing] people can clearly see your erect penis firing stuff out.

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Then the stuff lands on them and they’re like “it’s so real. It’s really sticky”.

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And you’re just cackling…

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I’d just a leather jacket on and walk around.

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[Coughing and spluttering].

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Just a tan leather jacket with a wet hair do—then I’d just walk around the stage, spouting off random Japanese phrases.

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You could probably afford some music in the background [does mock-sitar music].

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And then someone approaches me on stage and I Karate chop them—”Kah chaaah!” and scream “My name is Shenmue!”

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And then maybe from the ceiling Origami can fall but because you’re a one-man team there’s only like four pieces.

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In fairness the remake is like a Kickstarter project so I’m not sure how much money they’d have anyway. Maybe that’d suit their budget.

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Then you could return the leather jacket from the store you bought it from.

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[Laughing] cheap-ass!

Gears of War 5

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Are they up to 5 now?

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Yeah.

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Fucking hell. They need to let it die.

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All you really need is a…

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Well, a chainsaw—surely.

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On the stage you could have a burnt out car, and you would be behind it and then all the audience would hear would be [mimics aggressive chainsaw noises]—the chainsaw would go and maybe an actor who’d volunteered to…

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Lose an arm…

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Get chopped up.

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I think they’d have to be paid quite a lot. There’s our budget gone.

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No but their family would be paid for, so that’s the selling point. We’d say “Oh yeah you’re gonna get chopped in half, but your family will be well-catered.”

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Oh so he’s going to die? I thought was gogn to lose an arm and then we’d pay him.

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No, I was thinking in half.

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OK well that’s going to be more expensive.

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I think “Gears of War promotions” could stump up that sort of cash.

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They have got more budget than Shenmue.

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You just go to that guy and chop him in half. You wouldn’t chop anyone else in half, but you’d like, threaten them by going up the aisle and…

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Pointing at them [laughs] and revving the chainsaw.

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And they would know it was real as shit because you’d just chopped someone up.

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Yeah [laughs].

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There’s apparently a new Pokémon. So think about it—Pokémon are little animals—maybe you could release little animals but dress them up as Pokémon. So like, rats and squirrels.

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Rats?!

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And just like, release them into the audience. Like a load of them—so they know that Pokémons are here. And then you come with a Pokéball but what your Pokéball is, is just a shotgun but with a Pokéball on the top.

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[Chuckling] “Hold still, I’m going to capture them all now!”

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“Captured!”

Far Cry 5

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Haha, every time you blow one up you shout “Captured!” [makes shotgun noise]—”Captured!”

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[Sniggering] and then you go “oh! There’s a Rattata, there’s a Rattata!” and all it is is just a shotgun with a little Pokéball aperitif on the top.

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It’s just like a little orange painted red and white.

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It’s the new-age Pokéball.

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I was going to note that the price of Far Cry 5 has finally dropped.

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It has, it has. Me and Jay talked about it earlier.

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We had a conversation about it.

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I might even buy it now. Shall we buy it live on air?

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[Mocks, laughing] buy it “live”. So exciting, oh my god.

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I will, I will. Do you wanna buy it on Amazon and we can do it together?

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How can our listeners verify our purchase?

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We can tweet, we can tweet.

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Maybe we can tweet a photo of it… that no one will look at.

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Yep. ‘Cause I’m drunk enough I can probably purchase it and not worry about it being less than it should be.

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We need to put our money where our mouth is.

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OK, listeners! This round is called “Money Where Your Mouth Is”.

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[Laughing] I was just going to say this is like, the third part in the arc of our Far Cry story.

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I’ve added it to cart.

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Oh ok, that’s another point, ok—this is a contentious point—do we buy it, ‘cause Dave and I both have a PS4 and Xbox One.

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Oh, definitely PS4, that’s fucking bullshit!

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OK well hang on that’s interesting. Why would you buy on the PS4 rather than the Xbox One?

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  1. I prefer the controller, even though I have an Elite controller I feel like that’s…
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No way! I just found it for £14.99.

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No you… what!

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Noooo.

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What you talking about now?

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It’s £14.99! Oh. Hang on. It’s Far Cry 4. I got excited; it’s Far Cry 4, with Vas. I type in “Far Cry 5”, it doesn’t even list the Xbox version. I’ve got all PS4 games—that’s interesting, right?

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It’s funny.

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Oh, it does show it. It shows the Xbox One version but the thumbnail—they’re all PS4. All the thumbnails are PS4. That’s interesting—both the same price.

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This is the best way to buy games when you’ve had a few beers, and I feel like there’s no—I can just palm it off as like “Oh, we had to do it for the podcast”.

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I’m going to tweet it now.

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Have you bought it?

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I’ve bought it, yeah.

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We’ve got a new game to play Jay. So that’s what we’re going to be playing next week. So I think that’s the end of the show, right? Thank you for listening, listeners. If you want to “like” our podcast or subscribe to our Twitter account, you can “like” our Twitter at “I Don’t Have Time To Game Anymore”, which we’ve put down in Twitter as @IDHTTGA.

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Yeah. They can’t like our Twitter, Dave. They can just tweet us. They can “like” our podcast. You can star, heart, or favourite our podcast in your podcast app—that will help us greatly.

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We’ll see you soon for the next edition. Thank you for listening. Buh-bye.